From how to spot a scam to sending the perfect cease-and-desist letter, Happy Hour Hacks offers fast, practical tricks for protecting your wallet—and your sanity.
08/19/25 - Every time you shop online, download an app, or even walk past a store with Wi-Fi enabled, data about you is being collected. That information — from your shopping habits to your location history — often gets sold to third parties. Companies profit, while most consumers don’t even realize what’s happening.
But here’s the good n
08/19/25 - Every time you shop online, download an app, or even walk past a store with Wi-Fi enabled, data about you is being collected. That information — from your shopping habits to your location history — often gets sold to third parties. Companies profit, while most consumers don’t even realize what’s happening.
But here’s the good news: new state privacy laws are giving consumers more power than ever before to control their data. Knowing your rights is the first step in protecting yourself.
The result? Co
The result? Companies know more about you than you might expect — sometimes even predicting your next purchase before you make it.
States like California, Colorado, Virginia, Connecticut, and Utah already have consumer privacy laws in effect. More states, including Texas and Florida, are following suit. While the details differ, most of these laws give you rights such as:
States like California, Colorado, Virginia, Connecticut, and Utah already have consumer privacy laws in effect. More states, including Texas and Florida, are following suit. While the details differ, most of these laws give you rights such as:
Your data has value — and you deserve a say in how it’s used. Companies will continue to collect and sell information unless consumers push back. With new state privacy laws and simple steps you can take right now, you have more control than ever before. Taking charge of your digital footprint isn’t just about protecting your privacy — it
Your data has value — and you deserve a say in how it’s used. Companies will continue to collect and sell information unless consumers push back. With new state privacy laws and simple steps you can take right now, you have more control than ever before. Taking charge of your digital footprint isn’t just about protecting your privacy — it’s about protecting your wallet, your identity, and your future.
You don’t need a law degree (or a full-blown lawsuit) to protect yourself from shady business, annoying collectors, or that suspicious “final notice” text. All you need are a few well-timed moves and the right tools behind the bar.
Here are 5 quick hacks to make the most of your rights
—without breaking a sweat or the bank.
Collectors won’t stop calling? Send them a Cease & Desist letter. Under the FDCPA, once you send it in writing, they have to stop—or risk legal action.
Hack Tip: Use this line in your letter:
“I am requesting that you cease all communication with me about this alleged debt under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.”
📬 Send it certified mail and keep a copy. It’s your legal cocktail umbrella—small, but effective.
If you got a spammy marketing text and you never signed up for it, that’s a TCPA violation. Each message could be worth $500–$1,500.
Hack Tip:
Then talk to your favorite legal bartender (hi, that’s us).
You don’t have to know case law to know something’s not right with your car. If it's always in the shop, you might have a Lemon Law claim.
Hack Tip:
The more invoices you save, the stronger your case when it’s time to get squeezed.
Your credit report has a mistake? Don’t just click the “dispute” button online. Write a letter. Under the FCRA, written disputes trigger stronger protections.
Hack Tip:
And yep, you guessed it—send it certified mail. The pen really is mightier than the portal.
Buried in that contract? A tiny clause that says you can’t sue if things go sideways. It’s called a mandatory arbitration clause, and it’s a buzzkill.
Hack Tip:
Opting out now means freedom to fight back later.
Knowing your rights doesn’t have to be overwhelming. These hacks are small but mighty—and they work. Whether you're dodging robocalls, fending off debt collectors, or questioning your car’s loyalty, remember: you’re not powerless. You’re prepared.
💬 Got a question or a situation brewing? Slide into Ask the Bartender—we’ve got more tricks behind the bar.
Because here at The Consumer Bar, we believe justice should always come with a twist.